I'll start this week by telling you not to read the Death Stranding piece if you don't want a headache. I got a headache just trying to remember all the information dumped on me within the first handful of hours. Damn you Kojima, you somehow made a game more obtuse and bizarre than the Metal … Continue reading What’s Joey Been Watching? Nov 2 – Nov 8
It's a short week, but I wrote a lot to compensate. Two movies, a play, and a dash of love are included in this week's post. Oct 13: The Flick (Crow’s Theatre) It’s pretty fitting that the first play I’ve reviewed here is one that revolves around a movie theatre and an encyclopedic film nerd. … Continue reading What’s Joey Been Watching? Oct 12 – 18
It's a week. Six movies, one TV show. I caught up. This is cause for celebration. Hooray! Sept 9: Dazed and Confused (Netflix) I wonder who Richard Linklater’s character is in this. I mean, you don’t make a movie about high school kids during the summer of ‘76 if you’re not gonna insert an homage … Continue reading What’s Joey Been Watching? Sept 9 – Sept 20, but also some August mixed in because I say so
I was so excited to see that I'd finally caught up, only to realise I still had to review Border and It (2017). I have stuff to say about those movies, I can't just write them in a couple minutes! I knew it was suspicious that I only had six reviews this week, but I … Continue reading What’s Joey Been Watching? August 29 – Sept 13 (minus the 25th and 27th again, not because they don’t fit the theme but because I forgot about them and don’t have time to write any more reviews now)
I'm sad to announce that I'll be breaking my streak of posting every single week on the same day. This week's post will come out on Tuesday or Wednesday due to foreseen circumstances; those circumstances being that I'm in Vegas with my father since I recently turned 21! He's preemptively dubbed it the "Three-Day Hookers … Continue reading Where is Joey?
April 14: Guava Island (Amazon Prime Video) In the wake of Korine Week, I totally forgot this existed. Oops. Guava Island, if you're judging it by movie standards, is not particularly great, but does its job. It has a simplistic story that never fully fleshes anything out, but ends on a surprisingly dark note that … Continue reading What’s Joey Forgotten About This Week?
It's Harmony Korine week! I don't think it's been good for my sanity. Korine is a madman. Who keeps giving him money? How is it possible that he has 8 feature length films and about a trillion shorts? All those questions and more won't be answered today. Me and my friend Noah decided to sit … Continue reading What’s Joey Been Suffering Through? April 13 – April 19: Harmony